ANGRY

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BSNL-Disconnecting People

Nokia may have the tag line of connecting people,but when it is coupled with a BSNL network it's main purpose is completely slaughtered.

The BSNL network is so slow that if it got any slower it would be moving Backwards, and what more this BSNL network have a annoying Habit of 'Hit-him- where-it-hurts' Attitude which absolutely sucks.
I'm not without any proof, lemme tell a story of two of ma friends who are unfortunate enough to be victims of BSNL's cruel tactics.

Story :1

One of my friend who is a Vodafone user, used his mom's mobile which has a BSNL network, due to lack of balance in his mobile.And this guy started to msg and flirt with his gal..After a couple of msgs there came a time when he asked a kiss from her(via Mobile:O)..after many attempts at convincing her she eventually budged and eventually sent Umma'(kisses)..but unfortunately it was his Amma(Mom) who saw it when it got ultimately delivered in the morning.

His cell phone got confiscated and his mom after seeing that message got panicked after she gave a thought of what her son would do when he is in live action mode confiscated the bike keys and was also banned from visiting any of his friends houses.

Story :2
This is a story of my another friend who has an extreme carefree attitude,but unfortunately he was in an engineering college which was extremely strict as well..This guy once bunked the classes and went roaming around the college..



The next day principal beckoned him to his office and gave him a nice kick at the back coupled with a Hairdryer treatment..Then he was sent out finally from his office and was temporarily relieved until he saw the message "Buddy,come fast..Princi is here" which was dated the day before:X:X

Blackcurrent should atleast be brown

It was a day of monotony.and when My my friend came up with a treat for getting a job..I immediately jumped at the chance..

There we were at the Cakes Monarch after 15 minutes and there were some pretty gals around..

So I decided to make the party a little more vibrant and hummed and sung some English songs (mainly to put scene)..

There we ate pizza and after some time we had a look at the menu card and ordered two Black Curent and one strawberry..

My friend under the illusion that I know about food items ordered Black cyurrent for himself.
after a while the waitress bought two strawberry drinks to our Table..

I immediately reminded her that we asked for two Black current !!


She said "hey wat brother..You sing english songs and yet you can't differentiate between strawberry and black current"..

I never though that black current will look Rose in colour..I thought it would atleast look Brown in colour!!

Do I have to say that all the gals in the vicinity had a sarcastic laugh at me :(:(

P.S.It tasted Disgusting.

For you, 'Div'ine..!

Oh girl! It's not a
guess..
My life, It's in a
Mess!

My dreamy damsel!
you know what?
Now I'm everything
that I was not..!

Without you,I know
no beauty..
Loving you,is now
my duty!

I fancy you, my lass
of the mass..
Watching you, my soul
shall pass..

With stars and moon,
everytime around;
you turned my day,
the other way round
!!!

Poem For my girl..!

My nervous system is
in a flame..
Nobody else but
you're to blame!

You made an assault
on my senses..
My pursuit for you
Knows no fences!

You had me in thrall,
in all the world..
In all my life,I've
never been so bold!

The last thing,I'd see
is you and me fight..
Never you mind..Come,
lets have a good night!!

P.S.This is my first poem..So guys plz do feel free to point out the flaws..So that I can improve and send her some quality poem:D

Farebad Ronnie.

Thank you, Ronny for the wonderful six years, you've coped up with us...Now you have all the money in the world..But there will be no more trophies for you..Barca will see to that.

We the Manchester united fans will definitely miss your arrogance,penalties,Long shots, free kicks, Stepovers, Dribbling,goals etc,etc...



But whatever we miss, we will definitely not miss your Loyalty.Thank You.

I Wish you ill luck for your future and hope you flop in Madrid like every other superstars who plied their trade there.

The time is not far, when you will come to realize that "Anystep away from Manchester United is a step down".

I'm waiting for that day.

5 ways to overcome love failiure

I know that overcoming love failure is not easy, in fact it's very difficult and it takes months or even years to overcome it...Here I am after so much of experiments and practice, devised some methods for the benefit of humanity, which can help us forget our lost love and move on...Here are somethings to do when the thoughts of your lover cloud your mind...

1) CHANTING and MEDITATING

Yes...Chanting the name of another super figure or some actress while visualizing her beautiful structure can easily get rid of now not so beautiful image of your lover.(TESTED)

P.S. Anushka is a good option to visualize.
2)MRIDANGAM

Go to your nearest musical shop, get one mridangam and keep it in your house.. Whenever the thought of your lover comes, start beating it ferociously until your anger and disappointment abates..(TESTED)

3)SHIFT YOUR போகிஸ்

Shift your focus to other girls and not only one girl, for that will make you fall into that trap again...focusing on several girls gives you entertainment as well as makes you get on with life.(TESTED)

4)GET MARRIED SOON

Get married soon, if you are over 18 years of age...Unfortunately child marriage is abolished, otherwise i would have written this post with a baby in my lap..Though this is not tested, I can assure you that this is one of the most effective methods to curb love failure..

5) WATCH TR FILMS

Watch TR films if you are so vexed..It will be assault on your senses..He is a wholesome entertainer and can make you forget anything with his out of the world performances..(Veerasamy: expert recommendation)

Dosage: As prescribed by a trained psychologist.

Warning:People with heart ailments are strictly forbidden to watch this clip.

P.S.If this doesn't work.. Nothing will.